1：He’s slipping his arm in the drawer and out comes the cookie jar. All clear. 把他的右手伸到抽屉里，将饼干盒偷了出来，解除警报。
2：You crack me up, kamaaina. -Oh, yeah? -你真让我觉得好笑。-是吗？
3：…but l was kind of off my game. But, man, was she cute, though. 可是我当时有点不在状况。不过，她真的很可爱。
4：Yeah, that’s usually my policy. Make sure l don’t get tied down. 是，那是我一贯的原则，我不想被拴住。
5：Your high school sweetheart got drunk at party……then cheated on you with whole wrestling team. 你的高中情人在舞会上喝醉了，然后跟整个摔跤队发生了关系。
6：I am grouchy due to lack of recent physical intimacy. 我因为最近缺少肌肤之亲，所以心情不好。
7：Fry some up and throw some eggs on it. 能不能帮我做一些，再加个鸡蛋？
8：Well, my fingers are available for your sniffing pleasure anytime you need them. 这样啊，我的手可以随时为你的嗅觉服务。
9：Sea lions are known for their athleticism…海狮的运动能力力众所周知。
10：-You suck, you’re good at everything. -Father of the Year strikes again. 你们这些小鬼，怎么什么都会。-又丢脸了。
11：She doesn’t want guys hitting on her while she has her breakfast. 她不喜欢在她吃早饭的时候有男的来泡她。
12：I’m not looking for a one-night stand. -Anything with Lucy is a one-night stand, numb-nuts. -我不是在找一夜情。-任何事情对露西来说都只能维持一晚。
13：He learned his lesson! 他已经得到教训了！
14：I never hung out with you in the afternoon like this. 我从来没有在下午这样和你在一起。
15：It’s to keep the video as up-to-date as possible. 好记录在录像里。
16：You were going for a feelski! 你是想模拟滑雪吧！
17：Well, you probably thought l couldn’t live up to the hype. 你可能认为我忍受不了这种刺激。
18：Hey! What the heck are you guys doing here? 嗨，你们来这里干什么？
19：because you thought you were holding me back from having… 因为你觉得我会因为你失去……